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Knight of the Lesser Boulevards
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| The important things |
[Jun. 28th, 2009|04:31 pm] |
Originally published at An Experimental Life. You can comment here or there. Disclaimer: I in no way wish to denigrate Ms. Fawcett, Mr. Jackson, nor the pain and anguish of their families, friends, and fans. I feel for them, and I wish them comfort. But let's get some perspective.
Michael Jackson's musical influence and pop icon status are undeniable, whether or not you believe any of the accusations against him as a man. Farrah Fawcett was not merely the quintessential pinup girl of at least two generations of men (I soooo wanted that bikini poster when I was a kid, but my parents wouldn't hear of it.) and, in many cases, women. Post-Charlie's Angels, she used her celebrity to bring attention to victims of domestic abuse, even while fighting her battle with terminal cancer. These things are significant. Did they, and do they continue to, affect our collective consciousness? Is it right and proper to mourn them? Should their deaths be reported upon and discussed? Absolutely, and I criticize no one for doing so.
I strongly suspect, though, that were they were to rise from their graves like the dancers in Michael's Thriller video, zombie-Michael and zombie-Farrah would both say something to the effect of, “Thanks for the attention, guys, but there are more important things going on in the world.”
Whatever your feelings or beliefs on the following issues, no sane person can question their importance.
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| Excerpt from my novel-in-progress, "The Cemetery Girl" (Updated) |
[Jun. 19th, 2009|11:33 am] |
Originally published at An Experimental Life. You can comment here or there. The Cemetery Girl is a novel I've been working on (and mucho thanks to Lane, Kij, Erick, Nate, and Aaron for writing advice.) The novel itself opens with the protagonist, Tamara Weaver, and her mother and sister getting into an auto accident during and after which Tam experiences what she had thought was a leftover childhood nightmare.
I've been interspersing the modern day action with little flashbacks, and have also reworked those flashbacks into a short story (which is currently at F&SF awaiting Mr. Van Gelding's acceptance or rejection). The present-day scenes are in a more informal tight third person simple past tense, and, although it may seem counter-intuitive, the flashback scenes are in a more literary present tense.
While I, of course, won't post the entire thing--either the novel or the short story--here is the first scene from the short story version.
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| Salvation! |
[Jun. 6th, 2009|01:59 pm] |
It's not the database! I was just so tired I forgot that when I reinstalled mySQL I forgot to boost the max allowed packet size! :-) Hooray! |
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| In which our hero gets his ass kicked by mySQL |
[Jun. 6th, 2009|01:14 am] |
To begin with, let me explain something to put my ass-kicking into context. I am pretty good at building user-friendly sites with Drupal. I can build a multi-purpose, user-friendly, database-backed site in under an hour, one that is fairly easy to administer and maintain, as well. In some cases, in about fifteen minutes. For a completely tricked-out site with all the bells and buzzers and whistles and horns you can imagine, give me a few days or more, depending on just how tricked-out it needs to be--much of that spent researching the best solutions for features I may not have implemented before. Still, though, incrediblly friendly to the end users, and easy to actually administer for the average joe after perhaps a day or two poking around at the administration section. Give me a little longer if I'm also building custom themes for it. (I'm working on applying what I've learned to my own site, but it takes more work to do that than to build it from scratch when you have as much content as I do.)
When I say fully tricked out, an example would be a single site with better forums than phpBB, social networking similar to Facebook, multi-user blogging like LiveJournal, wiki functionality, ecommerce, user-generated quizes, built-in chat, IM, and IM alerts, YouTube style video-posting, photo-blogging and image gallery creation as easy as uploading a zipped file of images, webcam networking, and more, with any and all data shared across the board and viewable in nearly any imagineable format and combinationt. I mention all this, as I said, to put my failure into context.
Lately, though, I have been pushing beyond my limits trying to build the most admin-friendly site ever. A site that could be administered with absolutely no training and no learning curve by anyone who has ever opened a web browser. One that you could run even if you find LiveJournal confusing. Now this is more than I was asked to do, but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
At the 80% finished point tonight, I noticed a database issue that resisted my best efforts to repair--It was going to be faster and easier to simply back up a couple of hours. This was a minor irritation, so I wasn't horribly upset. Then I tried to import my last database backup. It broke. So I went to the one before. No love. And so on. The most recent mySQL dump that I could re-import was from Thursday.
Essentially, I was trying to make too many things work together that were never intended to, or that had known issues I thought I could work around. Trying to automate too many administration tasks, some of which depended upon altering the same tables as each other in order to function, thereby corrupting data.
All in an effort to make already-easy administration so completely automated that the site would almost administer itself. I now concede that there is a reason that people far more skilled than myself haven't succeeded in this, and I am swallowing my hubris.
So I'm simplifying. I'm focusing on the primary user's experience instead. Administration will still be incredibly simple, but I am no longer trying to make it 100% effortless for the admin--just for the end user. Now that I am no longer trying to, figuratively speaking, breed a dinosaur with a grapefruit, and am back to doing things I already know how to do, it should be smooth sailing and go quickly. Just in case, though, not only am I doing regular mySQL dumps, but importing the data into a fresh database each time I back up, just to test things, so I'll know sooner next time if something breaks.
But that's for tomorrow after I spend a few hours working on the car. For now, I'm going to bed.
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| LaneRobins.Com is up, and she and I need a favor |
[Apr. 23rd, 2009|11:00 pm] |
If you would, please head over to www.lanerobins.com, register for the site and post an introduction in the forums? No obligation or anything--Just register and post an introduction. Well, and look at the pretty site I made for her. (I still have some refinements to do, of course.)
Here's why I ask this--There is a catch with new forums. Nobody wants to post to a forum that doesn't seem active, yet the forum won't be active unless people post to it. What I'm asking is a pretty typical practice amongst experienced forum admins; sort of like opening a new store and asking your friends to come hang out there for a while because nobody wants to go to a store that nobody wants to go to.
If you don't know Lane, she is part of my writing group, and the author of the fantasy novels Maledicte and its sequel Kings and Assassins. Sins and Shadows, the first book of her urban fantasy series (written under the psuedonym Lyn Robins because aparrently some publishers don't think that fantasy fans who like a new author will be more likely to pick up her urban fantasy books.).
Speaking of author friends, if you haven't read Kij Johnson's short story, 26 Monkeys, Also, the Abyss, you're missing out. I'm not the only one who thinks it rocks; The story is a semi-finalist for both the Hugo and Nebula awards, and made Locus's 2008 Recommended Reading List.
And Chris, I still wanna see Empire Ship on shelves, damn it.
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| Teabaggers protest things that do not exist |
[Apr. 15th, 2009|08:31 pm] |
Originally published at An Experimental Life. You can comment here or there. Hey, teabaggers--There's no gun ban in the works, Obama's tax plan calls for lower taxes than under all but the final 13 months of the Reagan administration, and the Employee Free Choice Act allows employees to choose whether to have a card-signing ballot or a secret ballot in order to decide whether to form a union. If you did any fact-checking at all, instead of listening slack-jawed to your far right masters, you'd know that not a damn word out of the far right's mouth is true.
But no, you're buying into it because your far right masters--the ones who do your thinking for you--are following the example of Adolf Hitler, who knew that people would swallow a big lie more easily than a small one. Pretty much everything out of the far right's mouth right now is either a lie or outright sedition, including "and," and "the." They are doing their best to foment unrest--for personal gain--over things that they have made up out of whole cloth.
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| Dear Republican leadership--STFU |
[Mar. 8th, 2009|04:30 pm] |
Originally published at An Experimental Life. You can comment here or there. I hereby call upon the current leadership of the Republican party to live up to the ideals they profess and start putting their money where their mouths are, or shut the f*ck up once and for all and let decent people take charge. (Note that I specify the leadership here. I know some members of the Republican party who are just as disgusted as I am with the pathetic sacks of shit running things right now.)
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| Word count and needing to catch up |
[Dec. 14th, 2008|11:44 am] |
I know I need to catch up here, and I will. Eventually.
I have 11,600 reasons for being absent, though. As in 11,600 words done on The Cemetery Girl. Most of them are pretty good words, I think. That's more than 1/10 of the way done, assuming a 100,000 word novel.
It has been difficult for me to get into the habit of actually writing daily instead of rewriting what I had just written, second-guessing everything, and letting myself worry too much over whether I was writing well enough. I still worry and second-guess, but at least I'm moving ahead now instead of being paralyzed.
I'm shooting for having the first draft done by May, but it'd sure be nice to make it earlier. |
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| Have they no shame? |
[Sep. 10th, 2008|12:02 pm] |
Originally published at An experimental life. You can comment here or there. Apparently not.
According to the latest ad from the McCain campaign, teaching young children about avoiding sexual predators is a bad thing. (Supposedly teaching kindergartners to avoid sexual predators constitutes them "learning about sex before they learn to read," and is a bad thing.)
Hm... And according to recent comments from a campaign spokesperson, character assassination is perfectly honorable.
These guys claim to be for traditional American and small-town values, right? When did making things easier for child-molesters and breaking that commandment that says, "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor," become part of our values? They're certainly not my values.
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| Obama and McCain -- Truth and distortion |
[Sep. 6th, 2008|02:45 pm] |
Originally published at An experimental life. You can comment here or there. (I'm quite tired right now, so please feel free to point out any errors I may have made in grammar or in fact. Make sure you check your facts before you try to correct mine, though.)
This is not merely an opinion editorial. Everything here is based on verifiable facts that you can check for yourself.
Of course I recognize that the majority of the far right will consider this an unwarranted attack (Funny, considering they don't believe in warrants--that was a pun, by the way.) But then, the far right generally considers repeating the words of their own people in context, pointing out facts in context, calling them on it when they're caught lying or imposing double-standards, having the temerity to ask for substantiation of their claims, or indeed to ask any uncomfortable question at all, attacks from biased folk who want to destroy America. In fact, the far right rants publicly about "attacks" upon their candidate and his running mate that never actually happened. (How desperate must one be to rely on such tactics?)
From whence do I get my information? Well for starters, I'm one of those people who watch CSPAN (you know--the channel that frequently has live cameras and mics on the floors of congress) to see first-hand what goes on, and who makes an effort to watch speeches by presidential candidates and other major political figures. (If you miss a speech you can generally find them uncut and unedited online.) I go to government sites like senate.gov to fact-check, and liste to both McCain's and Obama's dialogs to learn what their positions are and listen to what they say about each other.
This article will focus mainly on the lies, distortions, and double-talk of Senator McCain and his camp--not so much because I support Senator Obama, but because the McCain camp is the camp playing dirty politics. Indeed, the bulk of the McCain campaign seems to be, "Obama BAD," and McCain and his supporters don't mind blatantly lying in order to make that point. It is no more partisan to point this out than to point out that the Earth revolves around the sun.
Now that my long-winded preamble is done, let's get to the meat, starting with some of the most recent and blatant lies, distortions, and double standards (and it'd take a book to address all of them, so this is just a taste)...
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| My kid's better than your kid (on drums, anyway), and I can prove it. |
[Jul. 13th, 2008|04:47 pm] |
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| | proud as hell | ] | Last night my son's band, Surrogate Sons, won their second round of the battle of the bands to see who gets to open at this year's Freaker's Ball. There is one round to go. Shan and I hung out with Mike, his band, and his friends until around 4 am before we finally drove, bleary-eyed, back to Lawrence. |
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| Now that was amusing... |
[Jun. 29th, 2008|04:59 pm] |
It took me a minute or so of casting about before I remembered that what I was looking for. It was my ADD medicine. How appropriate. :-D |
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| Where's my tequila and salt? |
[Jun. 23rd, 2008|05:16 pm] |
Welp, turns out the settlement isn't even going to cover the medical bills, let alone all the tertiary expenses.
But as the sticker on my guitar case says, "When life gives you lemons, ask for a bottle of tequila and some salt." |
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| Comic translations? |
[Dec. 7th, 2007|12:51 pm] |
I speak only English and little German, but as many of you already know, I write a goofy little (English language) webcomic called Blue Crash Kit (http://www.bluecrashkit.com) which has surprised me by becoming semi-popular, and some of our readers have begun to translate/transcribe the comic into other languages (right now mostly German and Slovak--although still more volunteers for each of those languages would stil be great).
I'd love to find some people who might be interested in volunteering to translate it into more languages--Japanese, Dutch, Chinese, French, etc., perhaps as practice. I also thought that, once a significant number of translations have been done, the comic might be handy for students of various languages to view the same bits of description and dialog in both their native tongue and that which they are learning.
I have Google Translate buttons on the site, but as you likely already know, machine translation is, as Zim would say, "Kind of... not good."
If anyone here likes the comic well enough to assist, that would rock. If not, can anyone point me in a likely direction?
Thanks
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| Tolerance is a two-way street; part 1 |
[Nov. 27th, 2007|06:25 pm] |
Originally published at An experimental life. You can comment here or there. (Although I am writing about the Netherlands here, much of this essay applies to other countries, as well--The United States, for instance")
"Tolerance" does not mean tolerating bigots, and some of the alleged "victims" of intolerance are among the worst offenders. This is not to say that there are no honest victims--but many seem confused about the meaning of the word, and their hollow claims of unfair discrimination cheapen and belittle the experience of those who live under genuine persecution.
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| Lane Robins book signing at Border's Friday night, August 24, 2007, at 7:00pm |
[Aug. 23rd, 2007|02:15 pm] |
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Local author Lane Robins will be signing copies of her novel Maledicte at the Lawrence, KS Border's at 7th and New (where the first order sold out in one day) Come out with us and lend her your support!
Publisher's Weekly says, "Lane Robins is a fantasist with a future."
"Highly recommended."
--Library Journal
"A strong-willed debute whose painstakingly developed characters and tortuous plots exert an undeniably intense, if grim, fascination."
Kirkus Reviews</strong>
You can see a brief excerpt from Maledicte at maledicte.com. (I think the lead-in paragraph for the excerpt is one of the worst in the book, and Lane keeps saying she's going to change it, but hey--Even the worst paragraph is pretty damn good.) You can view Lane's Livejournal here. The Lawrence Journal-World published an interview with Lane at this link.
Lane is one third of my local "writing cabal" that meets each week, so I got to read Maledicte before it came out in stores (nanny-nanny-boo-boo), and it rocks. As you can see from the above reviews, I'm not the only one singing her praises.
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| Craft and significant detail in fiction |
[Jul. 7th, 2007|01:33 pm] |
Originally published at An experimental life. You can comment here or there. I hear a lot of would-be fiction writers say they "don't believe" in studying writing, fearing that doing so will force them to write by some preset formula and destroy their "personal styles."
Nothing could be further from the truth. If you look at some of the greats--who have wildly divergent styles--you will find that they almost universally studied the craft. Until you begin studying the craft, you can't call call yourself a serious writer any more than you could call yourself a neurosurgeon without going to medical school...
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| They're calling it amnesty? |
[Jul. 5th, 2007|03:23 am] |
(crossposted to my blog at An Experimental Life)
I won't pretend that I have the answer to the illegal immigration problem, nor do I deny that a problem exists, but those who claim that the proposed illegal immigration bill offers amnesty for illegal aliens are way off base. ( Read more... ) |
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| America the strange |
[Feb. 7th, 2007|09:07 am] |
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| | sick | ] | Anyone see the "guys kissing" Snickers commercial? Makes the two idiots who were so worried about their lips touching look like total fuckwads, right? Well, it seems that certain gay rights groups now have even more in common with the religious right than the religious right has ever wanted to admit. Neither understand satire. Now, apparently, making fun of homophobes is considered gay-bashing.
Also, now there are religious parents' groups who oppose mandatory innoculation against a cancer-causing virus because they believe it will encourage kids to have sex.
They have a point. Let's do away with ALL vaccinations. They only encourage irresponsible behavior. I mean, since my tetanus shot, I can barely restrain myself from stepping on rusty nails. Oh, and the flu shot? It sure is a relief to know that I can cough and sneeze on people, and BE coughed and sneezed upon myself with impunity. And fuck that washing your hands bit--We're innoculated, man!
Yes, if cervical cancer is removed from the mix, and the only health risks involved with sex are unwanted pregnancy, Aids, herpes, and genital warts, our teens will be fucking each other in the streets in an endless orgy instead of engaging in good old fashioned violent gay-bashing, learning how to take away freedom of religion from non-christians, and other religious-right-sanctioned wholesome activities.
Remember, our kids should not be having sex with each other. The Catholic church, for one, has made it very clear that children should only be having sex with responsible adults. Like, say, priests.
And it isn't too late to oppose cures or vaccinations for other diseases, America (and you too, Mr. infallible Pope).
Remember, if we eliminate diseases, it will only encourage bad personal hygiene and irresponsible behavior. Just like giving teens access to condoms will, by removing the possible consequence of unwanted pregnancy, keep them from getting what they deserve if they dare to touch each other.
And if some young girl does end up being date- raped and getting cervical cancer (or any other disease), all you have to do is listen to the religious right to understand that the dirty little slut probably deserved it.
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| Mouth wound healing? |
[Jul. 27th, 2005|12:22 pm] |
Anyone know any good ways to speed healing of wounds inside one's mouth? Guess my teeth cut up the inside of my mouth a bit when I face-planted. The rest of my face is healing very nicely thanks to adammaker's sooper sekrit herbalriffic wound-healing goop. Adam, you should patent and sell that stuff.
Already rinsing the inside of my mouth with salt water. (OW!) TYhey said they almost stitched it. I should have insisted when I woke up. And yes. I am supposed to go back to the doctor, but I am putting it off because it will cost money. I guess they're sending my stuff to my old doctor instead of to Health Care Access.
For those who don't already know what happened and who want to know, it's pretty much all over the newsbox (which is down below the comic) on BCK at these three pages
http://www.bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-07-25 http://www.bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-07-26 http://www.bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-07-27
The short version is I wrecked the scooter--Bounced on my face and head and knocked myself out, giving myself a bad concussion, some cuts and scrapes and contusions, and cut up the inside of my mouth on my teeth a little. I'm still a little scattered and the girls say I keep repeating myself (because I keep forgetting things), but I am getting less confused and doing better about remembering now. I have not lost any part of my reasoning ability--just having a little trouble remembering things, and as I said, that is getting better. I am also upset that the scooter now needs a bit of work I cna't afford. *sighs*
I am more grateful than ever to be alive, though. I didn't break a single bone (unless you count some hairline fractures in my jaw). The girls are taking wonderful care of me, too. They tell me I'm trying to do too much too soon, though--for instance yesterday I walked downtown (wanted to drive because I wasn't sure I was up to walking, but Cat was like, 'if you're not up to walking, you shouldn't drive.") to hand off roughs to Stacy at Big Daddy's for some filler strips, and ended up waiting over at Border's for Kitty to come get me so I could lean on her on the way home.
It is frustrating, though. I want to be Doing Things. Of course just after typing this I'm exhausted, so I suppose I'll go rest now.
Love you all. See ya. :-) |
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| Public service announcement |
[Jul. 25th, 2005|10:58 am] |
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It will be about 175 bucks to get the scooter out of the tow yard--They towed it because I was unconscious when they got to the scene. I don't even want to think how much the hospital bill is going to be. Damn lack of medical insurance.
Thing is, it could have been MUCH worse. I am purchasing a helmet before riding the scooter ever again. Also, I do not recommend using the road as a facial exfoliant. :-D |
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| Scooter and pavement, 1, Rob's face, 0 |
[Jul. 25th, 2005|03:29 am] |
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| | sore | ] | We were putting off buying helmets because scooters don't go very fast. In retrospect, this was not wise. I remember thinking, "I'm going to crash," and then waking up in the ambulance. Lost consciousness a few times after that as well. Docs say I should be fine--just a bad concussion and lots of scrapes and bruises. Could have been worse. The girls have been so sweet and wonderful, and Isaac and Forest came and were wonderful, as well. Also got to se the lovely and wonderful Celeste Hanson-Weller, who works at the hospital.
Here's me in the Emergency Room at LMH.
 This is gonna be expensive. And I thought I was in pain from the compressed nerves in my spine and arm... |
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